Do I have to be the average spring breaker or can I be responsible?...

Well this week was spring break and as many people know, spring break is the vacation where high schoolers go to the beach or disney world with their families and college kids go to the beach.. Hook up... Smoke pot.. Drink til their close to death.. And surrender to the effects of tequila... Well, I knew about all this but I had no idea I would witness it first hand. Well how do I start this.. I knew my friends drink and smoke cigarettes but I didn't know they knew people who did that and everything else... Well, first night I decided what the heck I'll have fun as the one with the high morals not as much fun as my friend who passed out in the bed I was supposed to sleep in along with one of the many guys who is in love with her slept in there too... (who has two thumbs and had to crash on the couch... THIS GIRL!!) in shorter terms I you NO SLEEP... Second day started great we went shopping and payed on the beach... Few minutes later a grandma does a wine stand and a big girl shows her nipple then some super high passed out people are in one of the bedrooms.. I locked myself in the other room and wanted no part in this... (I'm a faithful ride or die friend but at this point I'm willing to throw everyone under the bus and call the cops) last night me and some friends were thinking about going to panama and going out.. I got too tired and flaked... Then I got a call at 12:37 saying a guy was gonna come crash in the condo (he paid for it got pissed with the hot hot girl i.e my friend and left then came back? Whatever) so I went back to bed thinking he was gonna sleep in the bed with someone he actually knew... YeAh Pparently not.. He got on the bed with me and I woke up with a huge black guy in my bed who ISN'T my boyfriend.. And here we are right now... HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY?!?????